Best BJJ Gym Portland : This 30 Day Free Trial is ULTRA Lit.
Kinda has a ring to it, yes? Rolls right off the
mat erm, excuse me tongue.
This is no short order. At Mata Leao it is absolutely our goal. We are willing to do whatever it takes to provide the best instruction, best gym atmosphere, best exerpience, best techniques, and best education in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. We are willing to go to any length. Need proof? I dropped off the preposition part of the headlining sentence for SEO and keyword purposes. I like to live dangerously.
How are we willing to do this for you, the student? Well, we can assure you that our mats will always be cleaned daily. We can assure you that you can have a safe place to practice your art. We can assure you that our prices are affordable compared to other gyms. We can assure you that we have all of the equipment that you need to practice your badass martial art. We can assure you that if you sign up on the first day we can hook you up with a new Gi, or a set of gloves. We can assure you that your coaches will be of the highest caliber and you will absolutely give you your money back within 60 days, guaranteed. That’s just the tip of the iceberg guys. Best BJJ Gym Portland is not just a moniker you self-ascribe over night. It’s through decades of training and building the gym so that the hype levels spiral out of control and essential tenets of chemistry and physics are violated – namely le chatelier’s principle- in a new paradigm of freak BJJ physics where only products of dank jiu jitsu classes and sweet rolls are created. Adjust to the new reality, or suffer the consequences of mediocrity.
Jiu Jitsu can be practiced many places. At Mata Leao, we think that we are the best out of all of the other gyms in this area. The coaches are the most kind, most compassionate, and most knowledgeable in the sport, and they have lots to share with you. Invest in your future, invest in your life, invest in your SELF. Come hang out at Mata Leao and roll Jits with us. We promise you will not regret it.