How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump

We’ve all seen and heard a WHOLE lot about Donald Trump’s hands this last year. How they grab things the shouldn’t (cringing intensifies) Now that he’s the President, Trump apparently has taken his license to grab things to a whole new level. Recently he really sunk to new lows when he was shaking hands with the Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe and he did this really weird hand-jerk that could only be interpreted as a play for dominance- albeit a sophomoric and insecure one. There are other videos that portray this classic douche-meister grip that “the Donald” has victimized unwitting foreign dignitaries with; however, this video is all about how to defend against these small-minded, small-handed shenanigans.

So without further ado, here’s How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump.

Also, we must also express that this video and blog about how to wrist lock Donald Trump is not actually about wrist locking Donald Trump. Please do not try this if you ever meet The Donald in person. Not only would that be wildly inappropriate, you would be HELLA arrested. I mean, there’s arrested ( like an episode of COPS arrested where your bail is agreeing to be on the show) and then there’s Secret Service arrested, which from what I surmise is much more serious than COPS.

So, really this blog is more about how to defend yourself against people that grab your hand in a shaking motion but have ill intentions. When has this ever happened? I personally have had job interviews where my prospective employer got WAY too aggro with the hand shake and I *eye roll* just HAD to assert my dominance with a good swift wristie. (wristie is obviously short for wrist lock, get your minds out of the gutter) We’ve all been there. Who knew that real estate could be so tactile?

May God help us all.

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How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump

How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump

How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump

How To Wrist Lock Donald Trump